I grew up on Satellite television because we lived in a rural area and cable would come in handy. But it actually worked out pretty good. By the time we came into the technologically advanced viewing world known as “Dish Network“, the majority of the bugs were fixed the and the actual satellite dish itself was TINY (in comparison to the one my aunts had!). The reception was great, and the onslaught of channels was amazing. I particularly loved all the music channels. In fact, 10 years later, I still tend to turn on the music channels rather than the local radio stations. No annoying DJ’s telling you about their life story, no commercials. Just hours and hours of music.

The cool thing nowadays, is the special “extras” you can get when you switch over a Dish TV setup. When my wife and I signed up a couple months ago, we got a portable DVD player for free. Yeah, 100% free just for signing up for Dish Network Satellite. But that website I just linked too shows you a ton of other offerings you can get now too. Cash, iPods, the DVD player I mentioned, Home Theater Systems, and even Visa Gift cards. All of which are pretty cool. The DVD player we got will actually be pretty cool because wanted one for a long time for taking trips requiring airplanes. However now If I could sign up again I think I’d go after that iPod!

Gawd……A few billion of my brain cells die everytime pictures of Britney Spears‘ fat ass flashes in my eyes. Can someone please bring me to the hospital for checkup. Britney Spears shows off her fat ass in a small floral dress.

Clearly Britney is not overly worried about keeping up appearances in advance of her looming custody battle which centres on whether she is fit to be a parent, or the fact that ex-husband Federline is said to have served legal papers to a string of witnesses who can allegedly testify about her chaotic behaviour.

The singer’s private life has long overshadowed her once successful pop career, but a leaked copy of a new ballad by the pop princess shows that could be about to change.

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I’ve had my fair share of travel and holidays. I live in glorious sunny Malaysia and I’ve travelled to places like Singapore, Thailand, Italy, Indonesia and Netherlands. Of course, my biggest dream is to visit all the Hard Rock Cafes around the world before I retire from working life with my beautiful wife.

Another place which I would want to visit besides beautiful Hawaii is the islands of Bermuda. Bermuda is an island all its own, located north of the Caribbean, still tropical, not far at all from the United States
Bermuda has great attractions, beaches, fine breezes, glittering antiques, and delicious dining.

Each year, thousands of tourists are drawn to the little island of Bermuda, which boasts beaches of beautiful exotic pink powdery sand as well as a host of great attractions. The 32 gorgeous beaches found on Bermuda each feature their own unique allure and charm, so vacationers will have plenty of sandy spots to choose from.

I love seafood. The food section of the Bermuda Guide gives you lists of restaurants, sorted according to cuisine, in all price-ranges. Mmm… I could use a plate of oysters right now - which Bermuda Guide says is an island specialty. Or maybe lobster - which, according to Bermuda Guide, is called “guinea chick” by the locals. (Hey, as an author, I’m always glad to learn about stuff like that - makes my characters more believable, if I want them to come from

Bermuda.) And I always enjoy knowing a little about the history of places I visit.

Bermuda has lots of that. You can read on Bermuda Guide about its British past - that’s the source of its great antiques - which still gives the island a lot of its character. You can learn more about the music and dance on the island, which derives from the African descent of some of the inhabitants.

Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 or Lauren Caitlin Upton is one hot 5 foot 9 babe but she can’t speak well. She’s now the target of laughs on most of the video sites but I guess she just got confused on the question she got at the pageant last week.

Miss South Carolina Teen USA says she graduated with a 3.5 grade-point average from Lexington High School in June, and was a varsity athlete and student leader. “Things happen for a reason,” she said. “That’s the way life goes.”

“I just want people to know that I’m an average teenage girl, living life to the fullest, learning from my mistakes and living life in a positive way, and that is all I can ask for.”

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Paris Hilton looking very sexy in German GQ..You could almost see her nips in that photo of hers with that teddy bear.

I am glad Hilary Carol Cruz won the Miss Teen USA 2007. Hilary Carol Cruz, 18, from Colorado was crowned Miss Teen USA 2007 during a live Friday night ceremony last week and she’s pretty hot. She is the 2nd Hispanic to win. The first time was Charlotte Lopez from Vermont in 1993 who is of Puerto Rican descent.

Hilary Carol Cruz received her tiara from outgoing Miss Teen USA Katie Blair at the conclusion of the two-hour competition at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium in California.

The contestants competed in the following categories: swimsuit, evening gown and one-on-one interview

Hilary Carol Cruz said that in five years she hopes to have earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in journalism and landed a job with a TV entertainment news program.

Judges for the pageant included Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, actress Melissa Joan Hart, Miss Teen USA 2004 Shelley Hennig, actor Joey Lawrence and professional skateboarder Ryan Sheckler.

First runner-up in the competition was Miss New Jersey Teen USA Alyssa Campanella. The rest of the top five, in order, were Miss North Carolina Teen USA Kaitlin Coble, Miss South Carolina Teen USA Lauren Caitlin Upton and Miss West Virginia Teen USA Chelsea Welch.

I wonder why I never get shock at the news I read about Lindsay Lohan. She is such a bloddy spoilt little girl. Somebody needs to give her a good spanking. Doing stupid things in rehab can be really irritating.

Lindsay Lohan is suspected of having sex and doing drugs while in rehab. First there were rumors that she was out shopping for beer, now there are reports she’s doing drugs, sneaking out with a male patient and backing out of doing her chores. That Lindsay is a real team player, isn’t she? No big surprise here. From Star Magazine:

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More proof that men are crazy about Maria Sharapova. She’s one hot tennis babe

Maria Yuryevna Sharapova (born April 19, 1987) is a Russian professional tennis player and a former World No. 1. She is currently the second ranked female player in the world. At the end of 2006, she was the world’s highest-paid female athlete.

I know Britney is a crazy lesbian, singing drunk who likes young boys and ugly dogs but this is the first time I see her get pull over. The cops must be sleeping as I think she must has been speeding a lot of times before this.

after Paris and Lindsay in the past few months, this time it was the turn of one-woman disaster area Britney Spears to get on the wrong side of the law. Britney Spears was spotted by traffic police speeding on her way to Las Vegas and so an LA cop quickly accelerated up behind her in the fast lane and put on his lights.

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Kim Kardashian looking very plump in King Magazine Pictures. Does she look fat or are all Armenian woman like her so big ?

King did some photoshopping in reverse! Kim is not this thick. In order to make her ass look even bigger, they added weight to her entire body so she would look evenly proportioned.

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