Paris Hilton surfing, acting dumb and showing off her nice nips. Damn. What a good thing to perk you up on a boring Tuesday. Thanks Paris. We love you and we know you did the nip slip on purpose.

Today’s nipple slip was a bit of an obvious one to see coming, though. I mean, putting Paris Hilton on a surf is guaranteed to have something go wrong. Sadly, the only thing that happened was her top fell off. She didn’t actually get swept away in big wave, or anything we would have actually liked to have happened.

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